She heard the train stop and her son said, " All of sons of bitches who want to get off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop. And all you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train now, cause we're leaving!"

            The mother went in and told her son, " We don't use that kind of laguage in this house, now go to your room for 2 hours, and when you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice laguage!"

           2 hours later, the son came out of his room and resumed playing with the train, soon  the train  stopped and the mother heaard her saon say, " All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you, we thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasent one. We hope you will ride with us again soon. For those of you who are just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking except in the club car. We hope you will have a pleasent and relaxing journey. And for those of you who are pissed off about the 2 hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen!"